April 2013
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shooshpapping: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE OH IT’S YOU
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March 2013
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My friend used to think kiwifruits were animals. She’d hold them at supermarkets and pat them and stroke them gently and whisper reassuringly to them.
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kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the...
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Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
texanfangirl: theannieplanet: thelifentimesosugarbear: jaredsgirl86: 0pal-heart: fakegalleryprincess: I don’t even have a computer. Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here. 3,969.865 I dont use electricity I can’t write in english I don’t know how to breath.
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How to braid your hair:
lucifersblog: washingtub: Wet hair Comb through Separate at the part Draw a pentagram on the floor Perform blood sacrifice Offer up your soul to the devil Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell Summon Satan Ask Satan to braid your hair You know what? Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today? Thirty-fucking-seven. And I don’t even...
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February 2013
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Reblog if you have boobs
danhowellspenis: itdemandstobefelt: aniqueki: That’s a lot of boobs.. AND JUST THINK EACH OF THEM PROBABLY HAS TWO “probably”
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dysenterygay: what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat how often do they have to be walked
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person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
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Me during an exam: What’s 1x5? Better double-check on my calculator.
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